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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade. "
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"If you can't spell a word...what do you do? Find the locution"
"What do you call a castrated German? A Munich"
"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"
"Man comes running in the door at home all excited. ""Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery"" she asks ""should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"" I don't care. Just get the fuck out."
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."
"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
"Zelda is a web browser Because Link appears in it."
"Just saw a fat dude lick pizza grease off his shirt so that's the last time I eat in front of a mirror."