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Joke of the Day
"IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA! Whoops, wrong usb."
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"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."
"What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert? He was forced to resort to excessive violins."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAIIIINS"
"I still have no idea what the fuck Grape Nuts are supposed to be."
"If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?"
"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"
"What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird."
"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"