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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"

"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"

"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"-Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered."

"I had a racist incident in my kitchen today.... The black bean soup started dissing the white cream sauce, I finally told them both to simmer down."

"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."

"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""

"Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home."