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Joke of the Day

"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."

"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"I sniffed my work shirt to see if it was too dirty. Unfortunately I work at a chloroform factory and woke up 6 hours late for my shift"

"If you've ever written an uppercase ""L"", you've drawn 1/4 of a swastika. Way to go, racist!"

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""

"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"

"Man walks into taxidermist. Asks a deer ""you want a bite of my sandwich?"" Deer replies ""No thanks I'm STUFFED!"""

"An Irish guy walks into a bar... A few hours later he goes home and beats his wife into a coma."