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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."
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"If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look."
"*weighs self* ""Shit"" *takes clothes off* ""GODDAMMIT"" *takes tampon out*"
"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."
"""Get me another beer, boy"" ""Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby"" ""It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"""
"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""
"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."