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Joke of the Day
"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
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"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"
"TIFU by eating my roommates lunch Oops, wrong sub"
"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
"A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed."
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"A CHICKEN AND AN EGG A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, ""Well, I guess that solves that question."""
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"