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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by eating my roommates lunch Oops, wrong sub"
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"Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language."
"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"
"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."
"What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear? Sneakers. Huehuehue."
"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."
"Why do I always say yes to everything? I just don't no."
"The thing I love about baseball is that it has all the excitement of football, packed into 162 4 hour games."
"What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship? The crews got marooned"