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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."
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"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"
"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."
"Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome."
"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""
"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"
"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"
"I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas"
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"
"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."