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Joke of the Day

"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."

"I tried to help by doing my daughter's hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep."

"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."

"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat."

"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""