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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a computer eat when it's hungry? A: Chips -- one byte at a time."
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"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."
"What's the difference between PHP and PCP? One makes you: * feel numb * see things that aren't there * panicked and paranoid * feel loss of control over your actions. The other is a synthetic drug."
"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"
"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""
"16: ""What was the internet like in the old days?"" Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*"
"How do you define necrophilia? The urge to crack open a cold one"
"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"
"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
"50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy, he will now be known as 50. Story is he doesn't have a cent to his name. *drops the mic walks away*"