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Joke of the Day

"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"

"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"

"Two years ago, I've shook with famous comedian and I haven't washed my hand since. It smells funny."

"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."

"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."

"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."

"BREAKING: Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys killed instantly by lack of oxygen."

"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus."