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Joke of the Day
"What do racists say during sex? ""Hard R! HARD R!"""
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"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"Trunk dweeting. BRB"
"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"
"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
"Nixon: ""I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"" ""Hold my beer"" ""Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"""
"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"