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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
Next Joke
"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"My wife told me I should go to the gym with her to get in shape, but I suggested I just start with skipping. So far I've skipped the gym three times this week and I feel great."
"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !"
"Math Exam If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now."
"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"Someone just called me materialistic. I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt."
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Little."
"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"