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Joke of the Day

"How do you define a farmer? Someone that's outstanding in their field."

"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."

"Son: Mom mom at school they call me a liar Mom: Shut up, you dont even go to school"

"I wish I was 7'9"" so my BMI would be normal"

"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."

"I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle"

"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine"

"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."