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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."

"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"

"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"

"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."

"Hey Gillette commercial, Want to impress me with your Razors? Have Robin Williams shave his arms with one..."

"What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty? It's bells sprout."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"

"Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more."

"*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like ""Okay yes, now"" But you can never leave! ""Ugh where's your manager"""