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Joke of the Day

"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."

"Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny"

"I moved into an advent calendar today... Its very cold, all the windows are open."

"What do you call a fat alcoholic? A heavy drinker."

"Buddy: Why don't women want to have sex in the morning? Me: Dunno Buddy: You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Where do computer scientists go to have a drink? To the foobar."

"What do you call a drunken Muslim? Mohammered"

"I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. ""How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."""

"Campus bookstore robbed The Campus bookstore was just robbed of $25000. The criminal was seen taking a sweatshirt and 4 textbooks"

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."