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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunken Muslim? Mohammered"
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"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
"Good thing is that the Irish won't be leaving EU. Although, U2 would probably still sound as good With or Without EU."
"Arianna Huffington said Donald Trump is not getting enough sleep, so why isn't he getting enough sleep? Apparently not having enough **Melania**tonin at night!"
"How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before? Oh, they'll tell you."
"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."
"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."
"A guy noticed his friend was late for work... ""Where have you been?"" he asked. ""To my mother-in-law's burial."" ""Then why the scratches on your face?"" ""She kept resisting, that old fart."""
"Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup!"