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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."
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"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."
"I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them"
"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"
"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"
"When that guy has sex with his wife on a motorcycle he's ""cool."" When I do it I'm ""absconding with the cadaver."""
"How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard? You just track the fresh prints. Sorry if its a repost I just heard it."
"So I asked my North Korean friend how's life there He said he can't complain"