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Joke of the Day

"Oh look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in dead body] Cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels"

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches."

"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."

"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"

"I tried to do standup once They told me to sit back down"

"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face."

"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"