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Joke of the Day

"Oh look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in dead body] Cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels"

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"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"
"My ex-girlfriend dropped this one on me a heavy box. She was trying to kill me."
"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."
"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty."
"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"