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Joke of the Day

"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."

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"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show. (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)"
"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."
"What do you call a gay Asian? Caucasian"
"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
"How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon"
"A dyslexic tries to use public transportation Whoops, wrong sub."
"Hey Click this link."