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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic tries to use public transportation Whoops, wrong sub."
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"Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac? The drizzle"
"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."
"Being hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food isn't about the food being Chinese, it's about you being American."
"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."
"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Breaking it to your parents that you're gay."
"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"
"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."