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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me a joke about a clock last week and today I finally got it... It's about time."

"What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism? Christians pay for their sins"

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Sean Bean. Sean Bean who? Oh that's right, you started watching after his character died. Works for pretty much anything Sean Bean is in except Sharpe."

"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"

"Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians? They're afraid of getting owned"

"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."

"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"

"How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke."

"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt"

"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."