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Joke of the Day

"Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? In the ICU."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"Plane turbulence is caused by flying over hot areas, flying over mountains, and you getting up to use the airplane bathroom"

"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."

"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"

"Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment? Because he didn't need a living room anymore!"

"Acid... The taste you can see!"

"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"

"Do you know which place has the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."

"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"