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Joke of the Day
"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
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"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"
"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"
"Saturday usually #followfriday"
"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""
"me looking at old pictures: why? me looking at old hair cut: why? me looking at old clothes: why? me looking at old crush: why?"
"Why did the dinner roll spend his afternoon knocking on doors? He was a Jehovah's Wheatness"
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."
"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."