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Joke of the Day
"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
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"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"
"What the difference between a fridge and a virgina? Fridge don't fart when you take the meat out"
"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"
"Your wife is knocking at the back door to come inside and your dog is barking at the front. Which one do you let in the house first? The dog, because when the dog gets in the house it stops bitching."
"Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one."
"What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction"
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""