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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear"

"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"

"You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate you should write them"

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."

"I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!"

"How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate? It takes two to make a dingo write."

"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."

"While shopping for a new phone I found that they offer this thing called 'phone calls'. Has anyone used this? Is it an app?"

"what's black and white and red all over a nun with a harpoon through her"

"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"