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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"What language do eagles program in? [C#](https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/in_canada_we_have_some_nice_falcons/cx8608n)"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM."

"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"

"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."

"QUICK! HOW MANY BABY CARROTS CAN A GUY SHOVE UP HIS BUTT BEFORE HE... 12."

"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"

"Village Competition Tomorrow our village is having it's annual Innuendo competition I might enter my friend's sister."

"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""