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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"

"HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession. ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance."

"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."

"A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq? Soldier: Iran."

"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"

"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."

"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."

"I never miss my girlfriend... I can hit her every time."

"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."

"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."