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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"

"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."

"My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n."

"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"

"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"

"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."

"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"Today, I had sex for 1 hour and 30 seconds Thank you Daylight Savings Time!"

"Did you hear about the guy that copied a joke on /r/jokes? He insisted it wasn't a riposte."

"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."