48849

Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."

Next Joke
 
"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""
"ME: [screaming into the void] THE VOID: please untag me from this thread"
"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"
"Who is ant man's worst enemy? Raid"
"POLICE OFFICER: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""Because you know I love riddles."""
"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."
"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"
"My friend asked me, what rhymes with Reddit? I said: No it doesn't"