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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges. We called him Martin Loofah King."

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"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""
"Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict."
"Just blew my nose so hard that it got down on one knee & proposed."
"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."
"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff"
"Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I'm ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses..."
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