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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes"

"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."

"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."

"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? 1:""Why was 6 afraid of 7?"" 2:""Because 7 ate 9"" 1:""Ah very good, but why doesn't it matter?"" 2:...I don't know 1:""because 6, 7 ate. 6 was already a goner"""

"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""

"Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid? Of course every Juan!"

"It's like my pet hippo doesn't even realise it's my pet. DOCTOR: Please be quiet while I stitch up your face."

"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"