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Joke of the Day
"What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle? Groanhenge"
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"What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir."
"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care now and I probably won't care later."
"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."
"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."