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Joke of the Day

"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."

"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."

"My boyfriend broke up with me today He said he wanted to celebrate Independence day"

"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."

"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."

"How do you confuse a jew? Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner"

"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."

"A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air This Justin"

"Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: "".......and ninthly..."""

"Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?"