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Joke of the Day

"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."

"Ghost cat: how'd you die? Ghost dog: i bit a guy that ran over my best pal and they put me down GC: i got hit by a car GD: I know GC: ilu"

"Clear before beer, and your clear to steer... into other cars or near by pedestrians killing them and or yourself so don't fucking drink and drive you fucking moron!"

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"Hipsters is what happens when you tell every child they're special."

"Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!"

"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."

"Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa? He was in de-Nile."

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"What do you call a confused baker? I dough know."