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Joke of the Day

"I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good."

Next Joke
 
"Need help with a joke! What's a funny reason that Germany or Germans can't be trusted that doesn't have to do with nazis?"
"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!"
"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."
"Imagination: because if I fcuked you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed."
"A very interesting poem > I dig > You dig > He dig > She dig > They dig > We dig It might not be very long, but I think it is very deep."
"9/11 was an inside job ""But the planes were outside!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"