136089

Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I want to ask certain people, ""So you looked in the mirror and thought you looked good enough to go outside?"""

"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."

"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"

"I'm having an increasing fear of New Year songs. Must be Ole Langxiety."

"Don't ever try taking off a penguin's little tuxedo. All that's under there is a dead penguin."

"Sorry babe I wasn't paying attention sorry babe I wasn't paying attention, can you start over ? ok, from where ? 2009"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."

"When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot"""