48595
Joke of the Day
"Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score? A Visa-Goth!"
Next Joke
"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."
"would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? [imagines spending the entire show standing up] ""no thanks"""
"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."
"What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!"
"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me..."