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Joke of the Day

"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."

"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."

"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."

"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."

"What is the most dangerous color? Sharktreuse"

"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""

"I took a poop in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"I promised my wife I would not joke with her when she was PMSing. She has my word, period."

"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"

"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."