215771

Joke of the Day

"I promised my wife I would not joke with her when she was PMSing. She has my word, period."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."

"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."

"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ""a promising Rookie""."

"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."

"How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Erocket Asphyxiation"

"I like my women like I like my wine... Twelve years old and in the cellar."

"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."

"The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . . in an elevator."

"Van Gogh was the original selfie king."