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Joke of the Day

"An Iraqi father gave his daughter a new bag ... She said: ""thanks for the Baghdad"""

"One side effect of Cialis can be hearing loss. So, a raging erection and unable to listen to a woman? It's every man's dream in pill form."

"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."

"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."

"You should feel pretty honoured if I subtweet you. But the tweet you think is about you, probably isn't. Twitter's hard. Get a helmet."

"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"

"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."

"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"

"I kill people for a living with my jokes! HAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU"

"Did you know a cat can jump higher than a house? This is due to the fact that cats have very powerful hind legs and that houses can't jump."