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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"
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"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."
"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"
"It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say? I'm a whisk taker"
"Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes then start shooting at her feet. Congratulations you are now Yosemite Sam"
"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."
"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."
"I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight"
"A blond is driving to DisneyLand... She sees a sign saying ""DisneyLand left"" so she turns around and drives home."
"Why are ships referred to as ""she"" A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap."