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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"

"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."

"People always go, ""Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?"" We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why."

"What type of fighting technique do amputees practice? Partial arts."

"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"Putting random stuff in peoples carts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"

"I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . . It turns out she's bi-Rachel."

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... But he didn't have root access."

"Hi. We noticed you Googled ""How do I keep IT from seeing my browser history"" yesterday at 3:21pm. How'd that work out for you?"