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Joke of the Day

"What kind of sex do boring people have? Banal."

"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."

"Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending "

"A geneticist is having sex... During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning ""Aug, aug, AUG!"" The geneticist later proclaims, ""I don't know where to start!"""

"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."

"A man says, "" It's raining cats and dogs!"" The Chinese man comes out of his house with his chopsticks immediately..."

"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."

"What I was supposed to teach my kid before kindergarten: 1) phonics 2) writing 3) math What I actually taught her: 1) the dance to Thriller"

"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"

"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""