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Joke of the Day

"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."

"I am conducting a survey to see who is the most awesome person on Facebook. To find out who it is read the first two words of this status."

"Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because ""There is no Try."""

"I've been friends with my recliner the longest. We go way back."

"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."

"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."

"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."

"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"

"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"