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Joke of the Day

"What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military? A Sweeping Generalization."

"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"I always carry a flashlight with me. That way, if someone locks me in their car trunk, I can entertain myself with cool shadow puppets."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop... ... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"

"Hey! Wanna hear my Ebola joke? Nah, nevermind. You won't get it."

"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"