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Joke of the Day
"Met a girl cop today. She shot me down."
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"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""
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"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."