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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Classic from ""What About Bob"""

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"Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."
"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"
"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."
"Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra? It had suction cups."
"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for a day. Give a man to a fish, and feed it for like months."
"Which white dude probably had the biggest dick? Michael Jackson"
"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"
"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."
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