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Joke of the Day

"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."

"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"

"Troll your friends by texting them a fake blinking ellipsis (""..."") http://imgur.com/3RM8yC2"

"How many women does it take to park a car? A man."

"Are you alright? No. You're all....left"

"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, never mind."""

"I'm 87% sure ""snooze button"" time is sped up and ""waiting for the microwave"" time is slowed down and this is not okay."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... and then a table... and then a chair."