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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of a will? C'mon. It's a dead giveaway."
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"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."
"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"
"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."
"A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"
"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."