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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"

"The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday."

"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."

"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"

"How do tree surgeons live? Life on the hedge!"

"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."