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Joke of the Day
"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"
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"Never trust Atoms They make up everything"
"What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."
"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
"Sailors really want to be cool. But they're just naut."
"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."
"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"
"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."