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Joke of the Day
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"
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"I was watching porn when an ad popped up. It said, ""Want a bigger penis??"" I thought, ""Yes. That's why I'm watching porn."""
"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."
"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"
"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."
"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."
"I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend"
"Believing that you are popular or ""famous"" on twitter... ...is like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly."
"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"
"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."