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Joke of the Day
"Making my voice mail message say ""Just hang up and text me."""
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"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"
"Why do virgins never stand still? They are used to being chaste."
"My girlfriend told me I was average... .. but I think she was just being mean..."
"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""
"Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations."
"For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :("
"My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange. I declined because I have Stranger Things to watch."
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."
"Why do women have babies? Because it hurts and they deserve it"