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Joke of the Day

"Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best."""

"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."

"You mean ""apps"" isn't short for ""appetizers""? Why did I buy this smart phone if it can't download nachos?"

"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! - Shorty"

"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."

"the smiley face :) emoticon was invemted becuase, for som reason, peopel are no longer comfortabel with using the words ""i am happy"""

"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"

"Gay Sex How much cum does a gay man have? A buttload."

"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"